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QUOTES
"If
the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth
about them!."
Adlai Stevenson in 1952
"Liberals
feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything
they've stolen!."
Mort Sahl
"Congressional
investigations are for the benefit of photographers!."
Will Rogers
"Being
a politician is like being a football coach. Your have to be smart enough
to understand the game, but dumb enough to think it's important!."
Eugene McCarthy
"Let's
try winning and see what it feels like. If we don't like it, we can go
back to our traditions!."
Democratic presidential candidate
Paul Tsongas 1991
"The
most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking
most often in the loudest voice!."
Theodore Roosevelt
"Washington
is a city of southern efficiency and northern charm!."
John F. Kennedy
"There
are two periods when Congress does no business: one is before the holidays,
and the other after!."
George D. Prentics, American
journalist
"Fleas
can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can!."
Mark Twain
"Ninety
percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation!."
Henry Kissinger
"I
come from a state where gun control is just how steady you hold your weapon!."
Republican senator Alan Simpson
of Wyoming in 1991
"If
you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it!."
Calvin Coolidge
"If
environmentalists had their way, we'd all be living in rabbits' hole and
birds nests!."
Ronald Reagan in 1981
"It's
a recession when your neighbor loses his job. It's a depression when you
lose yours!."
Harry Truman
"The
promises of yesterday are the taxes of today!."
Canadian prime minister Mackenzie
King in 1931
"Unemployment
insurance is a paid vacation for freeloaders!."
Ronald Reagan in the late 1970's
"Since
a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised to be taken at
his word!."
Charles De Gaulle in 1962
"Politics
is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it
incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies!."
Groucho Marx
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